kawaiians:

if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar

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Graduation speech ^-^

  • *Points to person*:Fuck you
  • *Points to person*:Fuck you
  • *Points to person*:Fuck you
  • *Points to person*:Fuck you
  • *Points to crush*:Fuck me
  • *Points to person*:Fuck you
  • *Points to person*:Fuck you
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queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

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clestroying:

going to school like

image

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meag-an:

thoselonelyeyes:

think about what your dog would say to you if he knew how much you hated yourself

this just changed my life

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phlynn:

remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

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HEALTH TIP: when you’re about to sneeze be courteous and cover your mouth with the nearest anti-vaccination activist.

Clayton Cubitt (claytoncubitt) on Twitter (via theladygoogle)

I admit it. I laughed too.

(via dytabytes)

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fvming:

People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with

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